Just found an essays worth of Facebook status.

Jordan Santos
Why do I love Green Day? Okay. I'll tell you why.
Before I found them, I was majorly depressed. I was in a place I didn't want to be in, I was over 125kgs, i had no friends, everybody hated me, and I was headed down the path of suicide. I was looking to put some new music on my iPod to listen to while I was going to do it, until I came across Green Day's album "American Idiot". I listened to it, and I felt for the first time in a long time that somebody actually understood. The song "Jesus Of Suburbia" was the song that got me through it all. I felt that I had so much more to live for. It's been about a year now since I started listening to them, and my life has changed dramatically. I now weigh about 85kg, and a quarter of that is muscle, I'm not severely depressed anymore, I live with my father in relative peace, and life is so, SO different for me now. Green Day is the reason I took up playing guitar, they are the reason I started writing my own songs, and they are the reason I am alive and healthy today.

well this is just ridiculous. I mean for one thing, nobody even asked this guy why he loves Green Day in the first place.