"I saw a cockroach playing Pacman. It was on the internet..I cant even be bothered explaining it,but that's what I'm saying, everything is moving on"

Something stupid about my mum is that for her entire life she has deluded herself into believing that the phrase 'bung' is a term meaning to hit something and possibly uses it more frequently than anything else. In actual fact, bung is ;

bung |bə ng |
noun
a stopper for closing a hole in a container.
verb [ trans. ]
close with a stopper : the casks are bunged before delivery.
• ( bung something up) block (something), typically by overfilling it : you let vegetable peelings bung up the sink.
ORIGIN late Middle English : from Middle Dutch bonghe (noun).

which, to be honest, doesn't seem like something you can whip out five times a day.

I think I would like trying out being really really really small one day, like in Honey I Shrunk The Kids! (which is a classic film, by the way,) just to sort of wander about and that. Because I mean, bugs always look pretty content, dont they? They're shit small but they always seem to be enjoying themselves. And you'd notice things, wouldn't you? Textures of stuff and the like. I just think...theres something to it.

I got home and 'Friday on my Mind' was playing and Dad was singing along and I was happy and really, really enjoy trashy 60's music.