Hello there woo I lack effort to think of things in my head and then write them down so here are quotes by someone generally more interesting or stupid or something. This weekend was...cold. The End.
"Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
"That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog."
"If I was Noah, I would have gone, "Hang on a minute, I've just seen somethin' that looks a bit like this, let it drown", have a bit of a clear out, but he was messin' about savin' everythin. If anythin', like I said, he didn't do us a favour, he saved too much. You can't move out there for stuff"
"Just been into the zoo, 'avin a look round an that. Went into the, er, into the aquarium. Mental, the amount of fish that are knockin' about"
On the Elephant Man:
“The first time you watch it you'll probably cry a bit. The second time you watch it you will probably think - boy that would be bad having a head like that being picked on - the third time you are probably thinking, er, how does he get his jumper on, er, then dunno probably bored of it the fourth time. But, but it's well worth watching.”
“The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’”
-Karl Pilkington
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