"is the noise of the world so cacophonous that mine cannot be heard?'

Mum rolled her ankle this shouldn't be funny.
Anyway. I don't want to go home so much I may even shed a tear on the plane.
We went to Cambridge. It was gorgeous. Going to university there would be so beyond amazing..it was legitimately like stepping into a Jane Austen novel or something and they had the first original copy of winnie the pooh there! The very first! Handwritten by hand! There was a large group of very attractive scottish teenagers on the canal and I made an enlightening decision to live in either Glasgow or London when I graduate. Might have to skip out on university or something but oh well. Who needs learning! And now soon Zoe is taking us to some auction of Elizabeth Taylors diamonds at some exclusive event yay woo money.

"I'm just being" - Gordan

WOO

I'M IN LONDON.
IVE EATEN SO MANY FROSTY FLAKES YOU DONT EVEN KNOW.
I AM SO HAPPY.
WE'RE STAYING IN THIS LITTLE FLAT IN LIKE THIS MASSIVE STREET THATS ALL ENGLISHY AND HAS LIKE A GAZILLION ROWS OF THE SAME HOUSE MADE OUT OF BRICK AND IT LOOKS LIKE SKINS. THE TV SHOW. NOT ACTUAL SKIN. AND WE'RE IN THE TOP FLOOR AND YOU HAVE TO GO UP WINDY STAIRS AND YEP WOO.
ITS SO EARLY IN THE MORNING.
AND OMG THEY HAVE MALTESER ICE CREAMS BUT THEY'RE PRETTY CRAP SO YEP DON'T GET THEM AND THE TUBE IS PRETTY GOOD BUT THE TRAINS ARE SO SMALL THEY'RE LIKE THE SMALLEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN AND THEY REMIND ME OF HARRY POTTER. SO DO THE BUSES. THE BUSES ARE ALSO GOOD.
WE WENT TO THE TATE AND I GOT THIS REALLY COOL MAGAZINE THATS LIKE A PIECE OF ART AND ITS ABOUT SURREALIST WOMEN AND ITS SO CULTURED EVERY TIME I READ IT I FEEL LIKE MAN RAY OR SOMETHING AND WHAT ELSE HARRODS WAS WEIRD. BUT OMG SPITTAFIELDS. SPITTAFIELDS!!! EVERYONE GO TO SPITTAFIELDS ITS LIKE BRUNSWICK ONLY A 433252Q46Q6346 TIMES COOLER AND EVERYONE THERE ARE ALL PUNKY HIPSTER AND 'CUTTING EDGE' BLA BLA AND THEY HAVE THESE AMAZING AMAZING MARKETS WITH THESE CLOTHES THAT ARE LIKE SO COOL AND WOW THEY'RE LITERALLY MASSIVE MARKETS AND EVERYONE THERE ARE SO COOL AND HAVE LIKE MULTIPLE COLOURED HAIR AND DRESS ALL WILD AND ITS SO GREAT AND THEN YOU GO OUTSIDE AND THERES ALL THIS GRAFFITI ART AND EVEN BANKSY STUFF AND PEOPLE EATING CURRY ON THE SIDEWALK AND JOHN LENNON BILLBOARD THINGIES AND VINTAGE SHOPS WITH THESE LITTLE STARTING OUT DESIGNERS AND EVERYTHINGS SO FUCKING CHEAP ITS WILD. SOHO IS ALSO AWESOME AND HAS ALL THESE COOL CHEAP RECORD STORES AND A FUCKTON OF LIKE SEX SHOPS ESPECIALLY FOR GAYS BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO. AND WE'RE STAYING WITH ZOE, OUR FAMILY FRIEND WHOS ALL YOUNG AND FUN AND STUFF SO SHE'S SHOWING US THESE AWSUM PLACES SHES LIKE TIGHT WITH ADAM I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A THING GOING ON BUT ANYWAY WOW IM GOING TO GO TO CAMDEN TODAY YAY BYE.

"Stop whispering, start shouting"

I AM GOING TO EUROPE AND I HAVE FINISHED MY LIST

Things that make me happy:

Books I read when I was younger
Family holidays that are good
Bawley Point/Summer/Swimming/Sunny Days when you're outside
Laughing/Funny things
Compliments that are genuine or personal
Being with people that are happy/infectious good moods
Songs that remind me of happy things/are upbeat/have trumpet solos
Being in the state of mind of drunkenness
The feeling when people care
The Collingwood Childrens farm
Lovely Old people
GOOD conversations with my mum / laughing with my mum
Markets
The ricky gervais show / the office
Cute things people say / actual cute things like stuffed dogs or trinket stores
Unexpected days / rare days when great things happen
Little moments when things are impossibly beautiful (ie sunsets)
Meeting people that are just like you or you instantly connect with
People (sometimes.)
Perspective

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it tight?

Gabe has my phone in his bag what.
Ha ha I just turned on my computer and the internet wireless pop up things came up and the available network was 'my wireless fuck off.' whatta legend, person. I want to track them down and give them a pat on the back.
Also on the way home I walked past this home that had this really feeble block of wood propped against it and a sign saying 'Please Take' and I found it really amusing because just..why. Who would go to all the trouble of putting it there and making the sign? Why not just dispose of your wood? And also, what kind of stupid person would actually take one block of free wood. I can just imagine someone, walking past, seeing it, getting all excited and then having to lug it home propped under one arm or something.

PEPLE R STEW PID.

Okay wait why has my blog gotten stupid and nonsensical again

"I saw a cockroach playing Pacman. It was on the internet..I cant even be bothered explaining it,but that's what I'm saying, everything is moving on"

Something stupid about my mum is that for her entire life she has deluded herself into believing that the phrase 'bung' is a term meaning to hit something and possibly uses it more frequently than anything else. In actual fact, bung is ;

bung |bə ng |
noun
a stopper for closing a hole in a container.
verb [ trans. ]
close with a stopper : the casks are bunged before delivery.
• ( bung something up) block (something), typically by overfilling it : you let vegetable peelings bung up the sink.
ORIGIN late Middle English : from Middle Dutch bonghe (noun).

which, to be honest, doesn't seem like something you can whip out five times a day.

I think I would like trying out being really really really small one day, like in Honey I Shrunk The Kids! (which is a classic film, by the way,) just to sort of wander about and that. Because I mean, bugs always look pretty content, dont they? They're shit small but they always seem to be enjoying themselves. And you'd notice things, wouldn't you? Textures of stuff and the like. I just think...theres something to it.

I got home and 'Friday on my Mind' was playing and Dad was singing along and I was happy and really, really enjoy trashy 60's music.

"I've been watchin birds more than insects recently, and the thing I've found with pigeons is: they've got wings but they walk a lot"

I don't mean to be disrespectful but America, you are ridiculous.
Particularly Fox news.

^ example of people that work at Fox news.
What are you doing, Fox news? What do you mean? Why are you there, turning everything into a christian-come-together-and-sing-kumbayah-america-is-the-best-nation-in-the-world! event? I mean, I feel for you over 9/11, terrible stuff, but like, what does this have to do with Jimmy the Priest, who feels the need to let everyone know all about how the victims of 9/11 will all be happy together (despite that they're dead) to have brought Good, White Americans together over their Beautiful Nation that is Superior To Everyone Else Because We Have Funky Types Of Junk Food.

Jon Stewarts alright though.

Hey look it was a week since my last blog post hahaha how convenient haha

Hello there woo I lack effort to think of things in my head and then write them down so here are quotes by someone generally more interesting or stupid or something. This weekend was...cold. The End.

"Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."

"That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog."

"If I was Noah, I would have gone, "Hang on a minute, I've just seen somethin' that looks a bit like this, let it drown", have a bit of a clear out, but he was messin' about savin' everythin. If anythin', like I said, he didn't do us a favour, he saved too much. You can't move out there for stuff"

"Just been into the zoo, 'avin a look round an that. Went into the, er, into the aquarium. Mental, the amount of fish that are knockin' about"

On the Elephant Man:

“The first time you watch it you'll probably cry a bit. The second time you watch it you will probably think - boy that would be bad having a head like that being picked on - the third time you are probably thinking, er, how does he get his jumper on, er, then dunno probably bored of it the fourth time. But, but it's well worth watching.”

“The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’”

-Karl Pilkington

"Dont look in the mirror at the face you dont recognise."

I wonder if theres ever a moment in your life that literally irrevocably changes everything. Today I ate rice and sat by an outdoor fire and burnt leaves and cracked my phone so little shards of plastic or glass or whatever it is keep spontaneously falling out just as I delude myself into comfort. I woke up tired and lazy and stuff and am now continually tired and lazy and stuff. Hoorah!

Before you run away from me
Before you're lost between the notes
The beat goes round and round
The beat goes round and round
You never really got me there
I just pretended that I had
Words are blunt instruments
Words are a sawed-off shotgun

Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out

"All I ever wanted was to know what to do"

I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to love well sometime in the future. This is a terrible way to think. It is no way to live, to wait to love.

Today I woke up in Tenzins room to the sound of the didgeridoo and huon shouting about something or rather and we sat outside and ate pastries and then I went to clifton hill and got hopelessly lost with becca and other things happened but I suppose those were the nicest. I came home and watched a movie with dad on the sofa and drank milo huddled under a blanket and maggie lay on me and I felt quite at peace. Oh! And I got stuck in melbourne central train station with Tully. It was incredibly unpleasant, but I had a bit of a laugh. At least, after everything, I can still regain my not particularly redeeming sense of humor.

We lose weeks like buttons, like pencils.