I looked under my bed today and found a spoon and a lock of maggies hair. It was unnecessarily unpleasant. Speaking of which, I just caught her eating from my bin. Who does that? Her mouth is literally about as appetizing as a worm. I have nothing else to say, so I'll leave you with a sneaky surprise! You best strap seat belts on your eyes guys, because Im going to take them on the ride of their life!
Wyntons horrifyingly embarrassing love letter to Caitlin (I)
'dearest Caitlyn, (<--- WRONG SPELLING!)
I have a big, huge, and massive crush on you. (note use of three adjectives describing the exact same thing. Obvious good usage of thesaurus.) you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life. Words cannot describe how beautiful and amazing you are, (but that won't stop him from trying!!) your eyes are the prettiest eyes I have ever layed on. (......) will you go out on a date with me? Xoxo love wynton. P.s. I abseloutly love you xxxxx (stunningly subtle with emotions.)
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