Ok I got over it.
So whats going on in the world of caitlin!
I will tell you!
Its 11.43 on a Tuesday night and I am watching SEINFELD and not sleeping haha wild world NOT REALLY. Hence I am HERE.
Heres a story.
Last night I had a free house till ten and I got home really excited by the prospect of this so I was like alright wow I can do anything this is insane I can watch whatever TV I want I can have a thousand people over I can inject heroin! And i walked into the house and I sort of stood there for a second and was like fuck alright this is underwhelming um what do I do. And then I made some toast with no pants on.
The end.

KIDDING STILL IN SHOCK

IMAGINE

IMAGINE IF I JUST STARTED POSTING IN THIS BLOG AGAIN WHAT WOULD HAPPEN OH GOD THIS IS RIDICULOUS WHATS GOING ON!
You know what, I'm going to do it.
It'll be like talking to myself on the internet.
AAh I don't know what to say dear heavens lord OK i'm going to finish this post so it's like the blow of me starting again and then I'll just do another completely normal post so it's like nbd anymore alright good idea

I WANTTO LEAVE ;A;

COME TO MY HOUSE

I WANT TO BUT NOT WITHOUT MY LAPTOP

JUST
CHAIN IT AWAY

UH WHAT

I MEAN
GET IT AWAY OR SOMETHING
OFF THE CHAIN

I CANT

USE A SAW

I DO NOT HAVE A SAW

YOUR DAD DOES
I SAW IT
HA HA HA haHA

WHAT

I SAW HIS SAW
SAW

AAAAAAAAA

-I really like you name
its good alliteration
Caitlin Cassidy
like you should be Nancy Drew's sidekick or something

-you know, i'd never thought of my name like that
what a great thing to aspire to

-heh
absolutely
but no it flows off the tongue

-however isnt her sidekick already the little mexican kid?

-i dunno
dont care
you'd make a better one

-Lucky fucking cats

-they dont know how well they have it
with their fur
and their eyes

-Nine lives Kate

-that too
but mostly their fur and eyes

-Tails

-legs
back

-We already have those...

-true
but do we really?

-Well we definitely have better backs than my grandmas cat

-but are they actual backs?

-Or just spare fronts?

-does anybody know?

-No one can ever know

-why is life such a mystery

-YOU ARE MY MOTHER'S SISTER'S CHILD

-AM I IN REAL LIFE

-yes.

-THAT IS CRRRAAZZYZYZYYZYZY
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN

-i don't want to get into the specifics, discussing consummation makes me mildly uncomfortable

-WAIT, WE'RE PREGNANT WITH EACH OTHER?

-don't you remember that hot steamy night in Timbuktu?

-ONLY FROM A NOVEL I ONCE READ
ABSENT OF SEX

-I used my psychic powers to impregnate you

-I DONT THINK THATS SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE